Monday, January 30, 2006

Can I have his job?

This is from CNN Money's The Top 100 Stupidest Moments in Business in 2005. A truly hilarious read, to be sure, but my jaw didn't hit the desk until I came to this one:
29. Men, on the other hand, have a charming self-destructive quality.
Speaking at an ad industry event in Toronto, WPP Group's worldwide creative director, Neil French, says there aren't more female creative directors "because they're crap" and they eventually "wimp out" and "go off and suckle something." French speaks from a stage decorated as a hunting lodge while being served drinks by a woman in a skimpy maid's outfit, of whom he asks, "Could you lean over a bit more?" Two weeks later WPP accepts French's resignation.

Note to self: when I become a top creative director at a worldwide ad agency, and I have to speak at an ad industry event to my colleagues and peers, I will not get drunk first.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

I totally want one of these now.

Monday, January 16, 2006

Warthog Physics Experiment

Friday, January 13, 2006

Macworld San Francisco - Day Three-Five

Wednesday was the first day of Flash work. Flash is a very difficult program to try to build a seminar around, but our speaker was much more agreeable than the Dreamweaver guy was. Not that the Dreamweaver guy wasn't pleasant or knowledgable enough, but the Flash guy had a much more approachable demeanor to him. All in all I didn't learn much from the first day of Flash.

I did however have a really wonderful night. I left the Flash session early, at 5, so I could be picked up by Enterprise car rental to procure a car. I rented a black Chevy Cobalt -- not my first choice, but I preferred that over the Kia Optima they wanted to give me (yuck). So I drive back to the hotel, Kathleen arrives, and we're off.



We drove all over the city, with Kathleen navigating (I drove, natch). We drove past Fisherman's Wharf, stopped on a pier under the Golden Gate bridge and took pictures, drove over the bridge to Sausalito, took more pictures, drove around to find a restaurant .. finally found a spectacular 5-star restaurant called McCormick & Kuletos where they didn't have crab (sadly) but the filet mignon was one of the best I can remember having. I also had a glass of KJ Grand Reserve Merlot which was excellent. Dinner was over a hundred bucks, but it was worth it to be able to spend the evening with this lovely young woman whose company I enjoyed. (Liberal, but that did make our conversations more lively.)

While we were at the restaurant, I remember one guy stood up, clinking his glass with is fork, and commanded the attention of the restaurant by saying he and his girlfriend were on their way to Maui, that he had just then proposed, and she had said yes. We all heaped a tremendous avalanche of applause on the happy couple. It was a wonderful highlight of the night.

Leaving there, we realized how shallow the gas tank was getting, so we drove back across the bridge to find a gas station .. but we did a quick loop around the Transamerican pyramid, and when I stopped the car and looked up, I found the moon was perfectly positioned in the sky right over the tower, so we both took a lot of fantastic pictures from there. We also drove through Chinatown and took pictures there too. My pics turned out very dark, but I am still hoping to be able to photoshop them up to the point where they're more interesting.



From Chinatown we drove into the Mission district, where we found a gas station (in the nick of time), and Kathleen pointed me down this alley called Balmy alley, which was a treasure trove of artwork up and down the backs of the buildings. I photographed a lot of this. Then we drove through Castro, the heart of the gay community .. interestingly, there wasn't a lot of weirdness there, because by this time it was 11:30 at night and the streets were eerily empty of people and traffic. Then she took me down "the Haite" to the Haite Ashbury, apparently a site of such blinding historic significance I was shamed to admit I'd never heard of it, the birthplace of the hippy "revolution" in America. She made sure I was shamed, much the same way I made sure she was shamed to admit she didn't know where Missouri was.

From there, she took me to Twin Peaks, which was the most spectacular scenic view she'd shown me all night. Absolutely breathtaking. I could see the Golden Gate, the bay bridge, the pyramid, the church on the UCSF campus, Market street, city hall, just freakin everything. I took pictures and video, but very little of it turned out. But that was not as important as getting to be there, enjoying the sight and the feeling of being up there.



After that, it was very late, and she needed to go home so I dropped her off and returned to my hotel at about 1:30 or so .. if I remember right, I was seriously tired. Fortunately the morning session Thursday didn't start until 11 so I was able to sleep in.

Last night I was looking forward to a nice pleasant evening having dinner and visiting with my aunt and uncle Groff, but idiot me got on the wrong BART train, and because I didn't have my NFT guide with me, I didn't realize I was on the wrong train until I was way the heck out in the totally wrong direction. Fortunately my cell phone had enough life in it to call Paul and coordinate him picking me up and taking me back to his home. I didn't get to see Joe or Mike or any of my cousins, and I lost several hours of time visiting with Paul and Mary Lou because of my getting lost, but we did have a wonderful meal and 3-4 hours or catch-up time.

As I type this, I'm sitting in one of the last sessions on Friday afternoon, listening to a debate/discussion on QuarkXPress versus InDesign, and I've been coming up with all kinds of ideas on how to redesign the Choreomedia site, and what I want to do with my own site, and I'm really excited to begin using some of the techniques I've learned here at work and freelancing. Tonight I have to go back to my room and work on client stuff, and pack, because in the morning I have to get to the airport and get on my plane. It's not a long flight, but I lose two hours in the time change, so my day Saturday is pretty much shot. Sunday I have to get back to Columbia fast so I can get a bunch more work done.

But as I said before, what I really got from this week is a sense of inspiration that has been missing from my life for a long time.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Macworld San Francisco - Day Two


I've been here two days now, and I have to say, I'm really jazzed.

For one thing, just being there for one of Steve Jobs' keynotes is exciting enough for any card-carrying Apple fanboi. But the fact that today, Jobs announced the first of Apple's Intel-powered Macs makes it history. I mean, I've never really looked forward to this day, since Apple announced last year that they'd be switching to Intel in their hardware. But I guess I can live with it. After all I've lived with an IBM processor for this long. And the performance benefits, if Steve is telling the truth, are staggering, jaw-dropping. It's definitely worth the ego hit if they can keep producing Macs 4-5x faster than the 2005 model year's.

It's not just the hardware announcement that got my juices going. It was the demoing of iMovie, Garageband and iWeb that reminded me of why I love playing with Macs, why I got into the Web business in the first place, why I do what I do. I love playing with media. I love creating stuff, and sharing it with other people I care about .. even people I don't even know. I love the ability to produce creative stuff, whether it's photos or videos from my new digital camera, or blatherings here, or Web pages for clients (or myself), or multimedia movies for the magazine .. and after this morning, I was so jazzed, I couldn't wait to get my hands on some of these products (patience, grasshopper .. they are much cheaper from the University) and begin playing with them, creating with them, exploring new ways to have fun with my Mac.

In addition, I've been learning all kinds of new cool stuff to do with Dreamweaver, both for work and for fun. I don't think I'm going to tear down the Research site just yet .. IE6 is still very prevalent on Windows and I'd just as soon not have to learn kludgy ways to make things work for one browser's pathetic CSS implementation, but in another year or so I might reconsider that. But it certainly contributes to design of future sites, and I may be able to make use of many of these efficiencies hither and thither throughout as I go along. Dreamweaver is through .. now it's on to Flash for two days.

Those close to me know I've been in a lousy funk for the past five months. After this morning, I think I'm seeing myself breaking out of it, finding joy in my work again, and enjoyment in trying new things again. I didn't come here to find that .. but I shouldn't be surprised by it.

I'll add more before I leave. Tomorrow night I have a very nice evening planned to see more of the city .. I'll add more pictures I'm sure. In the meantime, I've added a good number of pics to my photo gallery .. feel free to peruse.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Slashdot post of the day

Re: Won't you be my neighbour (Score:2, Funny)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 03, @06:57AM (#14383670)

Why do people in the US persist in spelling the word "neighbour" as neighbor?

Maybe we just don't want u in our neighborhood.

Is that what we're calling them now?

This from the Associated Press:


Um Nidal, mother of three Palestinian martyrs delivering a speech at a celebration at the18th foundation anniversary of Palestinian militant group, Hamas, on Friday Dec.30, 2005, in the Syrian capital, Damascus. Hamas organized a celebration at Yarmouk refugee camp southern Damascus with participation of 2000 palestinians. (AP Photo / Bassem Tellawi)

Suicide bombers have now become "martyrs" in AP photo captions. At least we know whose side they're on. (Like we didn't already.)

Judging by this woman's appearance, I can't say I blame the "martyr" for considering suicide.

Happy New Year! Same old same old from our beloved mainstream media.