How to Prepare For The Next Gun-Wielding Psycho at the Mall

Saw this story and couldn't resist laughing. Here are some of the ways they suggest you can prepare for a shopping mall massacre:

• "In a case like a mall shooting, you should avoid the threat," says Grand Junction Police Department officer T.J. Rix.


• Police say if a shooter opened fire in a store with direct exits, you should go outside.


• If you're in a store wedged between others, it's best to go to the back, get down, and stay out of sight.


• You should also be aware of your surroundings and don't put yourself in a vulnerable position.

Wow! That's why I read the news.