Serve another cupcake

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you: Mr. Excuse-Ridden, Over-Confident Kansas Football Fan.
(Mr. Excuse-Ridden, Over-Confident Kansas Football Fan)

Eleven straight wins, you wore that classy "Muck Fizzou" shirt like you meant it
(Pinch me, I'm dreamin')

A season of bloated statistics and over-hyped wins against Junior Varsity competition
(Serve another cupcake)

Losing to a superior team with better players is no match for your what-if scenarios and could-have-been dreams
(The field goal missed by inches)

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, you emphatic engineer of excuses. After all, you would've won...if the game was played somewhere else!
(Mr. Excuse-Ridden, Over-Confident Kansas Football Fan)

Bud Light, Anheuser Busch, St. Louis MO