Journalist on acid.

Ok, I could NOT make this up if I tried, but here goes.

Kerry attends funeral with blow-up sex dolls
Senator guest at intimate farewell to gonzo journalist Hunter Thompson
Posted: August 22, 2005 10:45 a.m. Eastern

Former presidential candidate John Kerry attended an intimate and exclusive farewell for gonzo journalist Hunter Thompson, a suicide victim – complete with tributes to drugs and blow-up sex dolls adorning the event.

Thompson's ashes were blasted into the night sky in an explosion, according to reports.

Where to start? Kerry--that's Senator John F'n Kerry, why do we continue to refer to him as a "former presidential candidate"? His presidential candidacy is over--attends a funeral with a blow-up sex doll. Then there's describing anyone as a "gonzo journalist" (yes, I know what the term "gonzo journalism" means, but describing someone as a "gonzo journalist" is just silly, unless you're talking about muppets.). Then, let's be sure to call Thompson a "suicide victim", whatever that is! What was he a victim of? His own death wish? Poor guy, I hope they nail the guy that did it to him. Woops, too late, he saved us the trouble, whew. And next, we have .. "complete with tributes to drugs and blow-up sex dolls" .. tributes to what and what?? Tributes? Someone felt the need to create--not one, but multiple .. tributes, plural--tributes to drugs and blow-up sex dolls? And finally .. they did what with Thompson's ashes?? Blasted them?? With what? The blow-up dolls?

God, you can stop making my enemies ridiculous now! I'm laughing too hard!