Random bits of useless but amusing expressions.
(I collect these. I will now share some of them.)
You need some 'Sand in the Vaseline' and I'm it.
Slower than a retarded snail on NyQuil.
You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think.
He who inherits from he who dies with the most toys wins.
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Me either.
Being a soldier means as much about loving war as being a firefighter does about loving fire.
Someone needs to hit you in the head with a clue-by-four.
You are seriously harshing my mellow.
The basic need for faith, in something, by far exceeds the need to keep one's worldview intellectually honest.
Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. -Anais Nin
Do birds who live at airports have a bad self-image?
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
Give a man a fire and you keep him warm for a night. Set him on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
Unanswered questions are far less dangerous than unquestioned answers.
Reality is the ultimate Rorshach.
Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. "No" is the answer.
Say to Elrond, "Hello." Elrond says, "No." Elrond gives you some lunch.
There are two secrets to life. 1. Don't tell everything you know.
In theory there's no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
You need some 'Sand in the Vaseline' and I'm it.
Slower than a retarded snail on NyQuil.
You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think.
He who inherits from he who dies with the most toys wins.
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Me either.
Being a soldier means as much about loving war as being a firefighter does about loving fire.
Someone needs to hit you in the head with a clue-by-four.
You are seriously harshing my mellow.
The basic need for faith, in something, by far exceeds the need to keep one's worldview intellectually honest.
Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. -Anais Nin
Do birds who live at airports have a bad self-image?
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
Give a man a fire and you keep him warm for a night. Set him on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
Unanswered questions are far less dangerous than unquestioned answers.
Reality is the ultimate Rorshach.
Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. "No" is the answer.
Say to Elrond, "Hello." Elrond says, "No." Elrond gives you some lunch.
There are two secrets to life. 1. Don't tell everything you know.
In theory there's no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
posted by Craig J. at
3:01 PM
1 Comments:
Ahoy, Craig! It's your best friend from college. Sorry to contact you in this manner, but I have new email without your email address on it, and I can't manage to find an email link on your new (and very handsome) web site. Can you email me, since we haven't had much success with phone tag of late? My address is trjonas@aiopublishing.com.
- Tiffany
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